- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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