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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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