- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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