Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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