- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

You are joking right?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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