A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock Who did that?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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