Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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