- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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