Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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this website is a bad joke

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Q) A Christian, slightly disabled but perfectly capable man has a packet of Jaffa Cakes. He strolls casually toward the edge of a cliff, rapidly checking his watch. The man slowly examins the packet before gradually opening the packaging. First the box, then the packet. He quickly throws the jaffa cakes over the edge of the cliff, Why? A) The man doesnt like jaffa cakes

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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