What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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What is the leading cause of death? - Dying.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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