Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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I? Everett

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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outside your comfort zone

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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