- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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