- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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