- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Banana Hamock.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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