- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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