- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Chick Norris... Enough said

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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