What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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