- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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