- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

my egg roll

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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