- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

A pope meets another one

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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