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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why dont they make black forks

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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