Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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