What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

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quantum physics?

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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