- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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