Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Knock Knock. Doors open

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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