Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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