- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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