- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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