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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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