- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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