- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

knock,knock you suck

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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