- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

God is real.

steven hawking walks into a bar

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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