- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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