- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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