- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Dwarf Shortage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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