You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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