- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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