Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A: Knock knock B: Who is it? A: You'r wife. B: My wife? A: Yes! B: Ok, then i think i pass that question.

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What does spongebob do to get high. Nothing, spongebob doesnt exsist.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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