What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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BIG PENIS

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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nathan palmer has a big head !

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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Lockerbie bombing

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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