What's funny and arousing? This joke.

I dislike old people.

Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What is a terrible tragedy and wears ice skates? Holocaust; The musical on ice

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

So I walked upstairs and I told the guy, "No." And he then asks, "Why?"

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

If life throws you lemons Catch them

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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