what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Hello

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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i have aids and a chode

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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No joke.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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