What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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I got shot, you laughed

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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The jets are a good team..

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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