GRAAAAAAAR.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

I got shot, you laughed

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

kennah campion... being nice

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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