What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

How do you make a Fireman cry? You kill his family in a fire.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

A man walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and becomes drunk. the bartender calls a taxi and the man is driven home.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

I like to eat.

What's green and wheels? Your mom.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Anti jokes are funny

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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