Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Women's rights.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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your all shit at jokes

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What time is it? 10:58

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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The Aristocrats

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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