Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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Binladen coming to a beach near you :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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No.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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The WNBA.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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