Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Is Carly smart? No.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

chuck norris

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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