Me: so Megan did it hurt Megan fox: did what hurt? Me: when ur aged face wasn't good enough for the new transformers movie?

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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josh simpson has cancer

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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