A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

your fat

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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