- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

You are the third derivative of the position function.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

Women's rights

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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