- Anti Joke

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

Obama

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

knock knock whos there .. derp

Dani Barton = Stupid

ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.