Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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A straight-A star quarterback was about to throw the game-winning pass during the final game of his school's season. If he got this pass their undefeated record would have been completed for the last 50 years. Before he threw the pass, he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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your all shit at jokes

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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