- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Dani Barton = Stupid

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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