Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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An antijoke

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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A dwarf walks under a bar.

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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