- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

womens rights

Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

nathan palmer has a big head !

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

What's the difference between roast soup and pea beef? Nothing because neither of them are physically possible; you can't roast soup and you can't pee beef

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??