In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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