Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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the awkward when you said "moment" in your head

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A dad is very proud of his son for just having graduated preschool. he tells him son, ill get you anything you want. he says i want a pink pingpong ball. the dad is confused but he does it anyway. the next year, he graduates kindergarten. the dad asks the same question. the son this time says i want 10 pink pingpong balls. so the dad, very confused, does it. 5 years later, he graduates elementary school. this time he says 100 pink pingpong balls. high school the dad says cmon your going to college ANYTHING! A CAR? A HOUSE? no i want 1,000 pink pingpong balls. the kid then goes to college and 4 years later and majors in african relief. the dad is very proud but he says. lemme guess? 10,000 pink ping pong balls? YEP. the kid goes to africa to help out because he's a good person. he then meets his wife helping out there also. they get married and the dad flies out to africa to see the wedding. he then knows that he needs 100,000 pink pingpong balls shipped in. the dad goes back to the US and 9 months later finds out that he is a grandfather. he ships 1,000,000 pink ping pong balls into africa. a few years later he finds out that his son contracted a rare african disease and is going to die very soon. now the father is deeply in debt from all the ping pong balls, so his community helps him raise money to go to africa. he meets his son on his death bed. and they talk for a long time. the dad finally says. yknow son i really need to ask you, why did you ask for all those ping pong balls? the son says: "Well dad, I--" and then he dies

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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you know what sucks more than getting raped by a gorilla? getting raped by two gorillas.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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