Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

womens rights

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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