- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

Chick Norris... Enough said

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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