So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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RUN

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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