- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The child was fired from his job.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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