Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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This is a random Anti joke.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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