Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

there once was a black man who played basketball

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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