Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

i wonder who made this website? a human

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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