Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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