- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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