You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why? Because.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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