Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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