- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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