knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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