- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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