Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

can you pass the soap?

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Justin Bieber

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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