Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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