What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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