- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

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